drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
Thought I’d give this a go.
I’ll take twenty of these
realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
how weird are giraffes tho. i bet if they didn’t exist, they would be way less reasonable than unicorns
Map of European leaders.
this is highly disturbing
I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.
me: babe i love you
gf: get out of my swamp
first speech: i love naruto
second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage
looks like he must’ve been kicked out after that second speech
Imagine an entire family. But everyones name is Thomas