antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 


1 day ago with 265,309 notes
originally jetblueivy

(Source: fuckyeahjoslynfox)


1 day ago with 64,013 notes
originally fuckyeahjoslynfox
spoon-party:

im actually fucking dying

spoon-party:

im actually fucking dying


5 days ago with 89,155 notes
originally spoon-party

wessasaurus-rex:

1nflatable-hammers:

Thought I’d give this a go.

I’ll take twenty of these 


5 days ago with 86,065 notes
originally 1nflatable-hammers

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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5 days ago with 66,529 notes
originally homewreckingwhore

WHEN PEOPLE KEEP PLAYING LONG AFTER THE CUTOFF

tsyotimes:

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5 days ago with 960 notes
originally tsyotimes

dutchster:

how weird are giraffes tho. i bet if they didn’t exist, they would be way less reasonable than unicorns


5 days ago with 8,536 notes
originally dutchster
mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.


5 days ago with 136,610 notes
originally mapsontheweb

me and my ogre gf

vixxtoobomb:

me: babe i love you

gf: get out of my swamp


5 days ago with 7,047 notes
originally vixxtoobomb

(Source: andremichaux)


5 days ago with 40,179 notes
originally andremichaux
dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart


5 days ago with 119,312 notes
originally reblog-gif

(Source: danedehaan)


5 days ago with 584 notes
originally danedehaan

macrobust:

dx11:

yamatoesies:

zetsue:

becomes president
first speech: i love naruto

second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage 

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looks like he must’ve been kicked out after that second speech

(Source: puppyobito)


5 days ago with 16,107 notes
originally puppyobito

laugh-addict:

Imagine an entire family. But everyones name is Thomas

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5 days ago with 53,012 notes
originally bbbbbbbbbbbbbbitchface12345-dea
you dying bruh
webMD’s answer for everything (via wepr0mised)

(Source: dickgripper)


5 days ago with 20,336 notes
originally dickgripper
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